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What happens when your application is stupid..

Post#1 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:14 pm

You are not cool. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

Those questions are asked for the mere purpose of finding out if you're a retard or not.

Oh, and if you are wondering if you passed the retard test... you failed.


I am retracting my application.

Why?

A guild/team is only as good as its weakest link and where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude, there is a gaggle of wittless Monopoly nerds blowing each other dryer not far behind.

I am a steakandcheese army vet., if you're going to try to insult me... well, in your case, Ardryn, best keep it to PMs and whispers.

As far as your vital application questions...

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...I am not going to put forth time and effort into something which can be handled with a simple:

"Hi, can I be in your guild? I brought chocolate!"

"No."

"Cool, cya!"

Oh, and incase you were wondering, Ardryn... fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.

-Lardasz.

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Post#2 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:14 pm

i like him now =/
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Re: I retract my app.

Post#3 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:23 pm

I am retracting my application.

Good.

Why?

Wait! Don't tell me. You're angry about my response.

A guild/team is only as good as its weakest link and where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude, there is a gaggle of wittless Monopoly nerds blowing each other dryer not far behind.

I was close.

I am a steakandcheese army vet., if you're going to try to insult me... well, in your case, Ardryn, best keep it to PMs and whispers.

Que? Oh. I should of kept this as a PM or whisper because you're about to own me hard, right, Mr. Steakandcheese?

As far as your [i]vital application questions...

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Mr. Steakandcheese, you showed me with that one. I wish I had cool animated .gif of a hand stroking letters to further emphasize what I'm saying.

...I am not going to put forth time and effort into something which can be handled with a simple:

"Hi, can I be in your guild? I brought chocolate!"

"No."

"Cool, cya!"


If I remember correctly from your application, you said nothing about bringing chocolate. Liar. :/

Oh, and incase you were wondering, Ardryn... fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.

Aww. I love you too, Mr. Steakandcheese!

-Lardasz.

Bye Mr. Steakandcheese!

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Post#4 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:41 pm

i think someone got the best of someone else!!
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Post#5 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:44 pm

That .gif is hawt!
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Re: I retract my app.

Post#6 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:43 pm

Lardasz wrote: ...where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude...


If you had also thrown in "neanderthal," or some variant, you would have described exactly what I think of Ardryn.

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Re: I retract my app.

Post#7 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:47 pm

Rofel wrote:
If you had also thrown in "neanderthal," or some variant, you would have described exactly what I think of Ardryn.

Blah, so close. :(


I'm a neanderthal too?!

/cry
/emo
/slitwrists

:/

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Post#8 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:37 pm

So easy, even a caveman could do it.
People say he's almighty | Well, He's a fuckin misleader, the ultimate deceiver
He's supposed to love everyone and protect the weak | If only society would seek the truth
He's a lie made up
To give hope when times are bleak | And to give power to to the meek

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Post#9 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:27 am

So, after much research.. I finally found out what he meant by a steakandcheese army vet.

From Urbandictionary.com:
A website and forum known for its unique blend of subjects, sick and porn pictures, politically incorrect chat, raging flames and array of members, affectionately known as sick fucks. S&C is not your normal site and forum. Membership in the forum is akin to belonging to a very large dysfunctional family.

So it's basically it's a cheap Stileproject.com. GG.

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Post#10 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:21 am

Ardryn wrote:So, after much research.. I finally found out what he meant by a steakandcheese army vet.

From Urbandictionary.com:
A website and forum known for its unique blend of subjects, sick and porn pictures, politically incorrect chat, raging flames and array of members, affectionately known as sick fucks. S&C is not your normal site and forum. Membership in the forum is akin to belonging to a very large dysfunctional family.

So it's basically it's a cheap Stileproject.com. GG.


And here, silly me, I thought he was some bizzare sort of army vet I'd just never heard of. One of our friends that recently got back from Iraq is a part of the Shocker brigade, so Steak & Cheese didn't seem unreasonable...
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Post#11 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:23 am

Im hungry.

make me a sammich!
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Post#12 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:02 pm

Vyxxee wrote:Im hungry.

make me a sammich!


Wud u like STEAK&CHEESE? lolololololol111!!

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Post#13 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:03 pm

Vyxxee wrote:Im hungry.

make me a sammich!


So demanding.....

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Post#14 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:05 pm

Ardryn wrote:Wud u like STEAK&CHEESE? lolololololol111!!


I went to that site, and to be honest, and not trying to offend anyone, but it's the stupidist thing I've ever seen ever. It's like social reject heaven, where they all go to meet to set up some half-retarded hierarchy by flaming eachother nonstop like those rams that smash their heads into eachother looking for mates. And place is filled with porn.
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Post#15 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:12 pm

Tattertotts wrote:
Ardryn wrote:Wud u like STEAK&CHEESE? lolololololol111!!


I went to that site, and to be honest, and not trying to offend anyone, but it's the stupidist thing I've ever seen ever. It's like social reject heaven, where they all go to meet to set up some half-retarded hierarchy by flaming eachother nonstop like those rams that smash their heads into eachother looking for mates. Only the place is filled with porn.


So your saying you liked it? I'm a little confused......
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Post#16 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:18 pm

Ravendust wrote:So your saying you liked it? I'm a little confused......


:P No, I thought it was retarded myself. Saying you're some "army vet" of a place like that is like being the president of your local Star Trek organization, nobody cares.

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Re: I retract my app.

Post#17 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:45 pm

Hmmmmm... since when are humor, and respect for the organization one wants to join, mutually exclusive?

Maybe you're special... maybe you thought the app questions were pro forma relics promulgated by lazy louts who could care less... maybe you're drawn to comical lazy louts...

-Maybe you were wrong-

Lardasz wrote:A guild/team is only as good as its weakest link and where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude, there is a gaggle of wittless Monopoly nerds blowing each other dryer not far behind.

[SNIP of dramatic sundry invectives]

As far as your vital application questions...

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Re: I retract my app.

Post#18 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:05 pm

Khatok wrote:
Lardasz wrote:A guild/team is only as good as its weakest link and where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude, there is a gaggle of wittless Monopoly nerds blowing each other dryer not far behind.

[SNIP of dramatic sundry invectives]

As far as your vital application questions...


Win.

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Post#19 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:37 am

/thunderous applause

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Post#20 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:13 am

I leave for a couple of days and you guys have fun without me!?

I'm hungry. Anyone for a philly cheese steak?

Hmmm....steak and cheese......

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