You are not cool. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.
Those questions are asked for the mere purpose of finding out if you're a retard or not.
Oh, and if you are wondering if you passed the retard test... you failed.
I am retracting my application.
A guild/team is only as good as its weakest link and where there is one bland, dry humored pole smoker with a "holier than thou" attitude, there is a gaggle of wittless Monopoly nerds blowing each other dryer not far behind.
I am a steakandcheese army vet., if you're going to try to insult me... well, in your case, Ardryn, best keep it to PMs and whispers.
As far as your vital application questions...
...I am not going to put forth time and effort into something which can be handled with a simple:
"Hi, can I be in your guild? I brought chocolate!"
Oh, and incase you were wondering, Ardryn... fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.